Funnies!

As anyone that knows me knows... when Cassie doesn't get the necessary amount of sleep things get a little crazy. I am here to tell you that nothing has changed in the last three years. I just finished working three night shift in a row. With that said it is obvious that crazy times were not hard to have with me around.
#1) After having a serious discussion with a co-worker about the plan of salvation. I told him that while I would be going to the celestial kingdom ... he would not!
#2) As a RN we have to fill out a questionnaire on our patients every shift to give us an idea of the level of acuity that they are. I decided that I would take the liberty to fill out this questionnaire on a patient that was not even mine.
#3) I told a teenage male that he smelt good! His parents just looked at me with puzzled looks.
#4) While walking on a perfectly flat floor I still found a way to trip on the huge bump that was not there.
I am sure that there are many many more funny crazy things that had me crying ... but once again a lack of sleep has my brain at a lose.
Here are some other funny moments from my life lately
#5) While sitting next to an extremely nice looking guy at church a girl from across the room struts over and leans in to whisper in my ear. I listen to her tell me that my wrap skirt is showing all of my leg and even my underwear! I quickly pull the skirt closed and the nice looking guy just laughs. AWKWARD!
#6) After returning home from a blind date my roommate asks "So were you even attracted to him?" I simple reply that I was not. She responds back "I didn't think so. His head was not nearly big enough." Apparently I take a liking to the big headed!

Trust me I know that pictures make blogs more interesting... but there is not picture for this post. I apologize. Maybe next week... but no promises!